We're back from our travels! The regular Clarity of Night posting schedule and content returns tomorrow.
Here's the Evans' review of the top thrill rides at Disney World:
#3 Everest, Animal Kingdom. (Rollercoaster featuring reverse motion, a multi-story drop, and a visit from the Yeti.)
Jason: The serious reverse gets major speed and angle upward. I cried during the drop. The Yeti wasn't that scary.
Aine: Why are you waking me up? I was dreaming about a big white bunny. And a gentle breeze. It was nice.
#2: Tower of Terror, Hollywood Studios. (Free fall ride following a tour through a haunted hotel.)
Jason: The computer produces random rides. It's evil. I hate it. (Did I mention I hate dropping?)
Aine: I think I felt something, I think I felt something! Wait, this ride is over too? Dear lord.
#1: Rockin' Rollercoaster, Hollywood Studios. (Rollercoaster featuring a high speed launch, and multiple inversions.)
Jason: The only reason I retain my sanity is because the inversions happen in the dark, and my brain is in an altered state of consciousness because of the magnetic propulsion launch.
Aine: Can we go again? Come on, they have a external cardiac defibrillator and everything! You'll be fine.