Wednesday, April 14, 2010

Beer Philosophers 6--Your Prescription is Ready

(Dude 1 has just bummed some antacids off of Dude 2. Apparently, the jalapeno poppers are not agreeing with Dude 1's stomach and four cans of Yuengling.)

"Would you date a girl from a drug store?"

"You mean one who works there? Like a pharmacist?"

"No. Just some girl you met there."

"Sure. Actually, I'd date a girl I met anywhere."

"How about the one you met outside of the herpes clinic?"

"Okay. Maybe not that one."

"Which interestingly enough brings me to my point. Girls in drug stores are kind of down. More vulnerable. Feeling under the weather."

"Their defenses are down?"

"Yes. But on the other hand, they're in a drug store. What are they buying? What kind of maladies are brewing? There could be all sorts of things that you don't necessarily want to exchange fluids with."

"Or things that you'd rather not even see."

"Exactly. In fact, I still don't forgive you for those pictures you made me look at on that website."

"Parasites are nasty business, my friend. It's just the way of the world. I don't make the rules."

"You're a sick man."

"No arguments there."

"So, you can cruise the Rite Aid and look for prime opportunities, but you can really get burned."

"Is it worth the risk?"

"That's the question."

"Is this like your grand plan to pick up chicks at the library?"

"Let's not bring that up, okay."

"Hey, you're the one talking about staking the anti-fungal aisle."

"See. That's what I'm talking about. Why do you go there?"

"So you don't have to. So you don't have to."


Cloudia said...

Where does it go from here?

Karen said...

I love these guys! These pieces are like listening in on Wayne and Garth!

Shadow said...

oh man.... these guys.

Oddyoddyo13 said...

Nice to know what's going on in your mind sometimes. lol

Cloudia said...

worth a second reading.....good stuff

the walking man said...

Funny thing is there is so much shit to buy in a drug store you never know what malady they are treating...could just be a chocolate craving. Or they could be making a beer run for the boys at home.

jason evans said...

Cloudia, these are just little humor pieces that feature a quirky thought or take on life. :)

Karen, I love having these two dudes around. Whenever I get one of these wacky angles on something, I know they're willing to step up and talk about it!

Shadow, yeah. How cool can they really be if they're just hanging out with each other drinking beer?

Oddyoddyo13, hah! The mind is a strange, strange place.

Walking Man, very true. The risk might be waaaay smaller than these guys think. (Unfortunely, we only have alcohol in state stores and beer distributors in Pennsylvania.)

Aniket said...

I would take the risk. I would. ;)

Meghan said...

The herpes clinic line made me LOL.

Bernita said...

A black sheep uncle somewhere in the family line always claimed the best place/time to pick up girls was right after prayer meeting...

jason evans said...

Aniket, I don't agree with the dudes. It's a good risk.

Meghan, awesome. :) LOLs are precious.

Bernita, maybe. He might have a point there....