Monday, September 06, 2010

Why You Don't Use Meatballs to Get Wildlife Pictures





11 comments:

the walking man said...

I guess if you are going to use meatballs to attract the wildlife it would:

A) Be very appropriate to protect your personal ones

and

B) Tie your cabin high in a tree branch so the bears can't get to it.

....Petty Witter said...

I'm trying so hard to think of a witty reply to your wonderful post but sadly I can't - guess I'll leave being witty to you. Thanks for brightening my day.

Oddyoddyo13 said...

How about TURKEY meatballs??

Laurel said...

If you want to ratchet up the tension, leave "meat" out of all the thought bubbles. Just balls.

Seriously. Read it now, with balls only.

jason evans said...

Walking Man, great points both. They know where we live now. Well, when we're in the mountains at least. They've taken to biting holes in porch chairs.

Petty, all sorts of interesting things happen up in those woods. :)

Oddyoddyo13, that might have attracted some turkeys. Looking for relatives, perhaps.

Laurel, now now. If he comes knocking at the door, I'm certainly not going to answer now!

Seré said...

They're biting holes in your porch chairs? I know photographers will stop at nothing, but you've got to draw the line at spreading peanut butter on your outdoor furniture, okay?

Mona said...

use Axe deodorant after having thrown the meatballs to the bears, so that the lingering smell would not lead him to you!

Chris Eldin said...

Is this in PENNSYLVANIA??!!! OMG!

jason evans said...

Sere, I'll do anything for you guys. You should have seen the pictures I got after hiding under a meatblanket at midnight. It was A Clockwork Orange meets Mutual of Omaha's Wild Kingdom.

Chris, oh yeah, we're mixing it up Grizzly Adams style. Or was it Daniel Boone? Well, I guess those two had very different relationships with bears.

Angie Ledbetter said...

Interesting! LOL to Walking Man.

jason evans said...

Mona, that's a pretty good plan! I hope they're not partial to that scent.

Angie, ha!