Friday, April 15, 2011

What If, Would You?



"What if you were a prehistoric-looking bug on a gravestone. Would you jump?"

"No."

"What if you were thirsty?"

"Yes."

"Would you drink milk?"

"Yes."

"What if someone picked you up? Would you buzz?"

"Yes."

"What if you were invited to Hawaii? Would you jump for joy?"

"No."

"Would you fly first class?"

"No."

"Would you order a drink on the plane?"

"Yes."

"Would you order milk?"

"No."

"Would you drink milk when you landed?"

"Yes."

"What if you were a prehistoric-looking bug in Hawaii? Would you visit places?"

"Yes."

"Would you land on a volcano?"

"Yes."

"Would you land on a volcanologist?"

"Yes."

"Would you land on the gravestone of a volcanologist?"

"No."

"Would you be a volcanologist?"

"No."

"A volcano?"

"Yes."

"Would you be a volcanologist if it meant you got to be buried on a volcano?"

"No."

"Would you pour milk into a volcano?"

"Yes."

"Would you pour milk on a volcanologist?"

"No."

"Interesting...."

5 comments:

Atrisa said...

Hahahah! If there was something heavily profound hidden in those statements, I didn't get it. But I laughed when it was most required :P

Lee said...

Stream of consciousness sounds right. You are definitely versatile!

PixieDust said...

Nothing thrills me more than proof I'm not the only one who has totally, completely, lost it...

:-D

This was great!

love,
me

Terri said...

Dude, you need a holiday.

jason evans said...

Atrisa, if there was anything profound, then I'm not aware of it either!

Lee, :) Or just someone with a weird sense of humor.

PixieDust, ha! Yes, I've lost it.

Terri, you ain't kidding. :p