Thursday, December 01, 2011
Beer Philosophers #12 - Streaming
"There really isn't anything more sublime than the ability to pee in the woods."
"Think about it. You're inside, you have to go, you walk outside. You unzip, take matters directly in hand, and you relieve yourself of your unwanted burdens. No plumbing necessary. No toilet. No scented bowl disinfectant. No infrastructure of any kind. There is no need to manufacture plastics, smelt iron, or buy a pipe wrench. Just you, trees, thirsty ground, and a sparkling fountain that doesn't even disturb your wardrobe. Girls can't pee in the woods, man. Not like this. That's like an invitation for urinary chaos."
"Um, I'm having a little trouble with the not-disturbing-your-wardrobe this time."
"Don't worry. It'll dry."
"Then when I'm done, I zip up, and voila! I stride back into the cabin proud and ready for a fresh beer."
"You know. I'm glad we have this time to spend together."
"In fact, I look forward to our next session of sharing our manhood with nature."
"But not too eagerly."
"Yeah. Good point. That would be weird."