As I write this, I'm not quite sure if I'm awake or asleep. I think I fell asleep a while ago, but I think I woke up. If I didn't, I really wish I'd dream something better than this.
Somebody just asked a question?!
Big surprise, she doesn't know the answer.
My coffee is half gone, but I'm still stuck in mental mud. Maybe I should drink some more. Yeah, make me go to the bathroom. A LOT. Bathroom breaks are sweet. Bathroom breaks are the best.
Lawyers in Pennsylvania must do 12 hours of continuing legal education per year, and this is my 2-day extravaganza when I do the whole shebang at once. Problem is, these folks are as lively as rust. If I were talking about tax exempt bonds, I'd throw some random pictures into my Powerpoint presentation. Ducks maybe. Or a platypus.
The platypus is the evolutionary pinnacle of duckness. A mammal which lays eggs! Brilliant!
I'm becoming a fossil right here, right now. Some grad student in 10,000 years is going to brush the dust away from my nostril and sketch me in the dirt.
Now her microphone is cutting out. Kind of like an audio strobe effect, but not in a cool way. She sounds like a dolphin. Perhaps she'd like a fish?
Is it Thursday yet?