Monday, September 22, 2008
"Get in there!"
"No. You get in there."
"Jesus, you're pathetic. Come on! Stand up, look them in the eye, and claim what's yours."
"After the day I had, I don't think I have the strength to stand up."
"You know what the trick is? Eye contact. You don't break eye contact. Keep the intensity. Smolder, man."
"I'll leave the smoldering to you."
"I'm seriously horny."
"Oh, really? I couldn't tell."
"Like, on a scale from 0 to 10, I'm a huge ten."
"I see your point."
"How about you? How are you feeling? Ready to lock horns?"
"I'm an eight on the horny scale. Maybe a small seven."
"A seven's not going to do it tonight, man. Look at them out there. One talking to her friend. A little group over there sipping their drinks. Another pair glancing around the room. I'm ready to feel the call of wild!"
"Go for it. I'll be over here. Trying not to laugh."
(Pictures from an infrared StealthCam in Starlight, Wayne County, Pennsylvania.)