Hawk Yer Goodies
by Whirlochre
Calling all squirrels, all mice! Oyez oyez oyez!
Come on down now for the bumper bonanza discount New Year nut and cheese sale over at the Big Ole Oak Tree Hypermarket.
We've got hampers of hazelnuts for just two dollars fifty, and huge tubs of Wensleydale with Cranberries for an amazing twenty cents — all guaranteed to put a smile on the face of any serious bargain-lover.
And why not feast your whiskers on our 2-for-1 bottles of pure mountain spring water? First hundred comers get entered into a free prize draw worth thousands and thousands of dollars. There's a luxury car to be won, a cruise down the Nile, big bucks. And for the kiddies, a free toy just for entering the store!
It's fun for all the family at the Big Ole Oak Tree Hypermarket.
Open now for everything you need. And much much more.
Food! Prizes! Fun!
So don't miss out, get along there right away and net yourself a bargain.
(cough cough)
Calling all squirrels, all mice! Oyez oyez oyez...
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31 comments:
LOL. A fun take on the prompt.
Is this the Great American short story, I ask myself.
Hyper-laughs all round.
Heh heh heh...
Loved the cough cough in the end. that set the giggles in...
:-)
Very sweetly written. :-)
(still giggling) :-)
Oh you are wicked, lol. :)
Loved the sly tone of this. Verra nice!
Wensleydale with cranberries!
Whirl - you crack me up! I love the idea of the Hawk being a hawker. As always you've come up with a winning combination of humour and originality. I hope your Hawk makes a killing at the B.O.O.T.H.
I likes yer skillz!
Highly original take. Well done.
That one left me chuckling, nice work!
lol that indeed made me laugh all the way through.
Excellent take on the prompt! Original and very funny - love it!
Whirl, you never disappoint!
(Cleaning out your post-Xmas hoard?)
Love this!!! You are such a clever one when it comes to word play! And the humor is so refreshing! Most awesome entry!!
Squirrels and mice, hehehehe!
:-)
jee-hee-bus! That has the essence of the ye ol' meeting Brothers Grimm! Gotta say this rocks the socks! :)
Mithun Mukherjee
Just the drumroll was missing.
Very sneaky :D I certainly got a giggle out of it!
I love this it's adorable! Great job.
This gave such good laughs. He must have aced through is management programme. :D
I've been meaning to drop by at your place for so long. We have many common friends, including the deadly Koala. :)
I'll make sure I do so after the contest is over and I get back to life.
Too busy, huh? Why, oh why, do I ever trust anything you tell me?
whirl... away! lol
word verif: cocrooke
Fast and fun. Wheeeee!
The Dale-Carnegie course for the raptor set! This was fun to read.
Very witty...great job!
Hawk your goodies eh?...;-)
We need more FUN in this competition!!!
...and you just supplied it!!!
I'm still laughing.
Come ye, come all .. hehe :) Super take!
lmao...a bird as a carnival figure..great!
At first I"m reading, and I'm all, where's the connection, and then I reread the title. HAHAHHAHAAAAA! Love it love it and laughed.
Hysterical!
Still trying to get rid of that Wensleydale, I see. My, the lengths you will go to.
Utterly witty.
:) :) :)
I can hear the circus music playing as I read this.
You hawker, you.
LOL
Loved this.
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