Are you a planet hugger?
Planets are the coolest, aren't they? All the different colors, temperaments, sizes.... One for every personality, no?
If you had to pick a favorite planet because you were kicked off of Earth, which one would it be? (Don't worry about searing heat or flesh-shattering cold. We'll hook you up with a hat fan or a pair of hand warmers.) You can even pick Pluto. Since it's my game, I'm inviting back our dissed 9th planet. That poor bugger has been weeping ever since it was cast out.
Okay, I'll go first.
I'm heading to Neptune. Why? The ghostly blue. The silence of ice. The slow, century-and-a-half orbit perfect for watching the inner planets. It even has faint rings. Ca-ching!
So how about you? What planet are we hooking you up with?
P.S. For those of you drawn to Uranus, please be careful. Keep Uranus clean. No dirtiness. You know what I'm sayin'.
P.P.S. If we can't insert a little kindergarten humor on a Friday, what's the use of being a grown up?? :p