No More Lies
by Ken Furie
Charlie paced the kitchen in his plaid boxers. He could summon no magic words that would cushion what was sure to be a horrible jolt. “Luisa, my dear, I’m awfully sorry, but I’ve been banging the sweet daylights out of your sister for six months and I think I’m in love.” Right. Absolutely. That’s breaking it gently.
He peeked into the bedroom. Luisa slumbered on, still as a corpse, unaware of the oncoming bus about to demolish her world. He hated doing it, but he couldn’t keep going this way.
He filled a glass with the Oregon pinot they’d opened last night. Six a.m. wasn’t too early, right? He tossed his head back and newborn sunbeams crucified him as he drained the glass. The wine had a nice lingering tail, so he poured another glass.
Give me the strength to do this, he whispered to the wine.
Luisa appeared at last, thick and muzzy. She saw the bottle, looked him up and down. He expected a scold but she plucked a clean glass and held it out for him to fill.
Charlie poured. Luisa gulped the pinot and blurted, “Charlie, I have something to tell you and I can’t find the right words, so I’m just going to blurt it out. I’m in love with your father. We’ve been seeing each other secretly for over a year. Charlie, I’m so tired of pretending. I just can’t lie anymore. I’m sorry.”
He gawped, thunderstruck. “My father? You whore, how could you?”
Tuesday, July 14, 2009
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24 comments:
I think people having been holding back their best for last. This is AWESOME.
The descriptions are flawless and the flow divine. Perfect ending.
Kudos.
Aha! I love the twist on this one! Packs quite a wallop in such a short space!
Suh-WEET!
And I was slain by "newborn sunbeams crucified him as he drained the glass."
That might be my favorite series of words I have read so far.
Ha! That is too funny. Nice job.
ken, your tale lives up to your name! :)
Double standard be damned! Nicely woven tale.
Cool.
alex
Love it!
Four Dinners
ROFL. Awesome Ken. Never saw it coming. Too funny.
Loved the newborn sunbeams. Loved the twist! Smirked that he would call HER a whore. So like a man...
Brilliant! I loved the twist.
Hypocrite!
That sunbeams line is going to go down in history, btw.
Really enjoyed this story. It was a bloody good laugh. Nothing better than taking the wind out of another's sails. The hypocrisy is brilliantly shown.
Wow! Hypocrisy pictured at its best! :)
It is a kind of 'rat race' to betrayal!
Aw. Poor him. ;) Great job!
A twist and a very funny reaction.
Brother? Nah. Cousin? Nah. Golf buddy? Nah. Milkman? Nah.
Father? Perfect.
You, this has great potential for a foursome.
I bet the wife's sister was fucking the father too. Old men have charm. :/
N
Ah hahahahahahahahaha
Awesome!
LOL.
The comments are almost just as good the story.
@ PJD: Golfbuddy? Milkman? It seems yYou have been reading/watching all the naughty stuff these days. :D :D
@ Nothingman: I don't think Jason would allow a story about that. :D :D
Sheer Awesomeness!
Incestuous irony...I love it! aMore pls, YL, Desi
Terrific! And that "newborn sunbeams crucified him as he drained the glass" line was perfection.
Oh, what a great blow to him! And though both were unfaithful, somehow I sided with her. This was great work. Loved it.
A dark subject done with a vein of humor. Compelling. And a great human (i.e., flawed) reaction.
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