Friday, November 06, 2009

Thoughts in an Elevator



He smells like sauerkraut.

Interesting.

What smells like sauerkraut, except sauerkraut?

Eleven thirty in the morning is a little early for sauerkraut, isn't it?

Eat sauerkraut. Make strong like bull.

His mom probably makes sauerkraut.

(Looks down.)

Oh God. He's wearing tights.

20 comments:

jinksy said...

Remember, it takes all sorts to make the world go round...

SzélsőFa said...

sauerkraut is fine by me... but tights?
an elevator is a funny and annoying place, indeed.

Shadow said...

okay, you sure do have an active imagination, heee heee heee

Angie Ledbetter said...

Eww.

Loren Eaton said...

I think I've met this guy.

the walking man said...

Made me smile and chuckle a bit. thank You Jason.

Rohan said...

haha...
Some of the most interesting experiences are encountered in an elevator...oops did somebody fart... :D

Four Dinners said...

Too up and down for me.....

soz....I'll get me coat....;-)

Nevine said...

Can I say that I don't get it? I really don't...

staceyjwarner said...

LOL!
much love

Laurel said...

Rohan:

You and I are riding the same brainwaves. I'm thinking Please don't let sauerkraut guy fart.

jason evans said...

Jinksy, very true. Sauerkraut for breakfast is okay, I guess.

Szelsofa, I love sauerkraut! It was the time that hit me. Even the early birds were just going to lunch. Not finished already.

Shadow, true story.

Angie, it was a first for me.

Loren, you certainly can't miss him. Unless you have a cold.

Walking Man, that was perfect, then! Just a silly moment from my day.

Rohan, we have those swift elevators in my building. I'm on 32. The building goes up into the 50's.

Four Dinners, LOTS of ups and downs.

Nevine, you can absolutely say you don't get it. No sweat. This is just a silly post. A moment that actually happened to me and what went through my head.

Stacey, :)

Laurel, I love that! I can see you've definitely got the mindset. :)

terri said...

Maybe he's one of those singing telegrams and that's why he's wearing tights. Doesn't explain the sauerkraut though.
But hey, sauerkraut's not bad. I like it. Maybe he got up really early so he ended up having lunch really early.
See? All you had to do was ask - I can provide a logical explanation for almost anything ;-)

Gerry Boyd said...

LOL. and Yikes!

Amias said...

He He. Before my acid reflux I use to live on sauerkraut!

All I could do was smile as I read this, because I remember someone saying I smelled like it too. Oh the good old days when I could eat anything ...!

TLH said...

I left you a little candy on my blog...stop by and pick it up when you get a chance. :)

~Tara

Mona said...

LOL! I wonder why EVERYONE thinks about smells when inside an elevator!

I hate it even if ppl talk i an elevator for fear of bad breath!

Akasha Savage said...

Well, that caught my attention...I'll be back!

jason evans said...

Terri, a sauerkraut brunch, perhaps.

Gerry, :D

Amias, at least in the evening, we can add some beer and make it an Octoberfest.

TLH, thank you!! I'll be over in a moment.

Mona, I hear you. It's such a closed-in space. Garlic...bad.

Akasha, I'm looking forward to it. :)

PixieDust said...

Yup, definitely the random thoughts that often go through my mind in an elevator - heehee

;-)

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